Add a cooch

I've been playing with vaginas all day! What guy wouldn't wanna say that? Oh well wasn't as fun for me after a couple of those I got pretty bored.

So what the hell am I talking about? WELL, I had this idea. A silly crazy idea about vaginas. See, some people are very perticuler about their vagoogies, & my innocence skins have a barely-there sort of poonani.
So? I thought I'd give the vagina-lovers some options! There are 3 different kinds of vaginas in my store (the pink, the cameltoe, stubble, trail, hairy..)
& if you want to add a vagina to your skin, then you can order one!

Instead of just buying a skin like you normaly do, you go to the little display. Choose if you want a single skin, or a pack of 4. Then order the skin you want (specify which skin & which vagina) & I'll send it to you!

When I told this idea to my friends they mocked me, & I hardly expect to be doing this that often cos not everyone is that picky about their "special place". But some are so why not accomadate? You know me always looking for a way to be original, & ensure customer satisfaction.

Anyway there's a 500L charge to be "vaginaly enhanced" cos I don't wanna be messing with vaginas every day (haha) & it's annoying to add every one. But the option is there if it's a feature you care deeply about.

There are even DEMOS!!!!!!! So you can try everything on. :)

OK I think that's enough about our 'happyzone'.
Any questions just ask. Any comments i'm a mental case are welcome too.